A Festivus For The Rest Of Us!
It's December 23rd, and you know what that means... It's Festivus!
This is the day we all gather around our Festivus Pole and enjoy the holiday for the Rest Of Us. Speaking of Festivus Poles, be sure your pole has a very high strength-to-weight ratio. Nothing ruins a good Festivus gathering more than a cheap looking Festivus Pole, and be sure you don't put any annoying decorations on it. It's distracting, and makes you look like an ass.
Keeping with the time honored traditions of Festivus, we need to start with the "Airing of Grievances", and it's about time, because I got a lotta problems with you people, and you're going to hear about it!
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